Marvelous. Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day. The old Bond movies. Oh, man! When I was a kid, that was my dream job.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6.6s
I've had a rather emotional day... so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
12.4s
Some more examples of young men... who simply need a silver suppository? No, they're exceptions. Come on. Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks. After you nicked his car... Dean says you're fair game. He don't give a shit what your mum says. Listen, boys...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Yeah, Dean. Look, it's me. Eggsy just stole my fucking car. I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face... and he's drove off. No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me. And that means, he's disrespecting you. Hold up! What the...?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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No!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Go home.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
7.2s
Well, I hope it's to your mum... to tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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I had such high hopes for you. You're a bloody disgrace. Arthur, I'm sorry.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
8.1s
I'm the fucking son of the... Shit! Anyone? Hello? Galahad, Percival, congratulations.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
8.8s
- Who's this? - Your target. Your mission is to use your NLP training... to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. And when I say "win over"...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
15.3s
Is Kingsman really worth dying for? No, it fucking isn't! Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please! Chester King is Arthur. Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman. - Get me out of here! - Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated. Come on! That wasn't the fucking deal!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.4s
Is this it? Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
14.8s
- Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous. - It's a hand grenade. - Shut up! If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring. A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand. But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant. Touch the contact behind the ring... it delivers 50,000 volts.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Not everybody would thank you for that one. The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.