The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries has continued to grow in recent weeks... and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers. We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde. You know, governments and security forces worldwide... are working together to find the person behind these abductions. In other news, people all over the world... continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards. Mrs. P, did you get one? Yeah, I've been queuing up all day. This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine... has already seen over a billion cards distributed. At ease.
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Bitch.
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You have exactly one hour to complete the test... starting now.
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Yeah, but how?
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Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations.
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Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
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My first mission. Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
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South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
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And as for you, Prime Minister I'm speechless you'd even consider this.
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That was the headline... the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates. Your test results were even better than I could've hoped.
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That's me fucked then.
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Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense.
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Your hat looks fine, Gazelle. Come on! Don't make me late for the queen.
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And you, too, Prime Minister. I think this is quite brilliant.