I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
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VVADE: You ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest? Do you have off switch? Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch? Enough! (GLASS SHATTERS) (LAUGHS) (GROANING)
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7.3s
(LAUGHS) WADE: I promise this gets worse for you, big boy! This is embarrassing. (G ROANS) Please, stay down.
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4.2s
McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing.
Deadpool
2s
COLOSSUS: Let us go talk to the Professor.
Deadpool
2.2s
I had a Liam Neeson nightmare.
Deadpool
2.4s
Isn't that what superheroes do?
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1.7s
(WADE SCREAMS)
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13.7s
And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
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2.5s
WADE: Rock, meet bottom.
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1.2s
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
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4.7s
WADE: Oh, there's the money shot, baby. (RETCHING) Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
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1.5s
(SQUISHING NOISE)
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3.6s
You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
Deadpool
4.4s
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" COLOSSUS: You will recover, Wade.
