Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing... is sweet dick-kicking revenge.
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5.2s
Oh! And that's why Regina rhymes with fun.
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1.2s
(FRANCIS GRUNTS)
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1.9s
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)
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1.2s
I sense clowns.
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1.5s
Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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3.5s
Uh... Jinx? Huh.
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1.6s
I feel just like a little girl.
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1.4s
You're clowning.
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3s
And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges...
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1.6s
You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry.
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9.7s
Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies... except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card. Buck! Liefeld...
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2.3s
Soft spot, remember? (WHIMPERS)
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2s
No friggin' way.
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3s
You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
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5.2s
BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)
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3.5s
Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
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5.3s
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
