(SIGHS LOUDLY) Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide? (MOTORBIKE REVVING)
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Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Dog.
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2.3s
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
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M'lady? Well, I hate to break it to you... but your 48 minutes are up.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
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(WADE GRUNTS)
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Me? I'm memorizing the details of her face.
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My uncle Ivan was diagnosed with thyroid cancer... and there were all these new experimental drugs from Germany. WADE: Vanessa's already working on Plan A, B, all the way through Z.
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Cuddle?
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(MOANING) (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay. Here we go.
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Seven. Good Dead pool. (BULLETS RICOCHETING)
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3.4s
Eight. Shit-fuck! (GRUNTS)
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The limited edition Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.
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Had my eye on this sucker for a while. And I will take the pencil eraser. BOY: Okay. You are now the protector of the planet Arus. And you can erase stuff... written in pencil.