DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
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What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
Deadpool
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(TIRES SCREECHING) (THUDS) (BANDHUSCREAMS)
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(COLOSSUS GRUNTS) (ANGEL DUST GROANS)
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Cue the music. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXHALING)
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Look away, child.
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(GRUNTS)
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All right, then. Fire!
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(GROANS)
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You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
