Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
Deadpool
4.2s
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
3.1s
I should have come and found you sooner.
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
1.2s
What's my name?
Deadpool
1.8s
And this one.
Deadpool
1.6s
I'm so sorry.
Deadpool
1.7s
I'm sorry.
Deadpool
3.7s
No,no,no, maybe not the nethers. Start talking!
Deadpool
2.6s
I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
28.8s
If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.4s
You mean this mask?
Deadpool
2.3s
So, you live in a house.
Deadpool
5s
I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been rough couple of years. Rough?
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
