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Ideally, for others' sake. That'll do.
Deadpool
Do you like what you see? No.
Deadpool
I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Like a testicle with teeth. You will die alone. I mean, if you could die.
Deadpool
No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine.
Deadpool
This shit's gonna have nuts in it.
Deadpool
That's good. You should keep it that way. What, like, wear a mask? Yes. A very thick mask. All the time.
Deadpool
Where's Francis?
Deadpool
(GROANS) Whoa, whoa! 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90.
Deadpool
(GUN FIRING) (GROANING)
Deadpool
Oh, God! I'm so sorry! (WOMAN SCREAMS) Oh! You little spider monkey!
Deadpool
This is not going to end well for me, is it? This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss? I can tell you exactly... (SHUSHING MOCKINGLY)
Deadpool
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni. Where's Francis? (WOMAN WHIMPERS) No! Please!
Deadpool
Her. (GASPS) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
Deadpool
Nice to see you, Jared.
Deadpool
