You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
2.6s
I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
1.2s
Boo!
Deadpool
10.7s
Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
Deadpool
1.4s
(GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
10.4s
Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.1s
Yep, that was a good one. Let's dance.
Deadpool
1.6s
WADE: Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.
Deadpool
4.2s
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
1.5s
(GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING)
Deadpool
1.4s
You mean this mask?
Deadpool
5.9s
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
Deadpool
9.4s
...tight! Ah. And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Yeah. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
