Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
Deadpool
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So what do we do?
Deadpool
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(GROANS)
Deadpool
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Did I leave the stove on?
Deadpool
1.5s
Hey.
Deadpool
1.2s
(THUD5)
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Oh. But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret. For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren... Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows. Anyway, big secret. Shh... Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.
Deadpool
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(MAN VOCALIZING)
Deadpool
3.2s
It's over. Go home.
Deadpool
7.6s
What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up? With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go. Go.
Deadpool
1.7s
Shit.
Deadpool
4.9s
(LAUGHING) Wham! As promised.
Deadpool
2.7s
Yanky, yanky! (GUN FIRES) (SCREAMS)
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Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.
