You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
3.4s
(SNIFFING) Ah!
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
14s
Fuck it. I got this. 9,10,11,12 bullets, or bust. Right here! (GRUNTS) (TIRES SCREECHING) That's, uh, $27.50. LH.lnever carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
Deadpool
4s
(SONG PLAYING IN HINDI)
Deadpool
3.1s
Three, two! Stupid! Worth it.
Deadpool
3.2s
Oh, shit! I forgot my ammo bag.
Deadpool
2.2s
Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Deadpool
1.6s
DOPINDERI Bandhu?
Deadpool
3.6s
(MUFFLED SCREAMING) WADE: I've never said this, but don't swallow.
Deadpool
2.4s
Shall we turn back? No, no time.
Deadpool
5.2s
Oh. But, uh, how about a crisp high five? Okay. Merry Christmas.
Deadpool
1.2s
Pleasure doing business with you.
Deadpool
1.3s
They won't disappoint.
Deadpool
10.2s
(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
