Hey, coming onto our stage right now... give it up for Chastity! (ALL CHEERING)
Deadpool
3.9s
Uh, maybe not start with that. (TRAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
8.1s
Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Yeah, "afrangry", lguess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her? Fuck me!
Deadpool
1.8s
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Deadpool
4.4s
Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
Deadpool
3.9s
ANNOUNCER: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
Deadpool
2.3s
Especially from this angle.
Deadpool
6.7s
I need guns. Okay, which ones? I need all the guns! All right. Okay. (HEAVY METAL PLAYING)
Deadpool
3.7s
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
Deadpool
3.5s
Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're downrange.
Deadpool
2.6s
Oh. Down, down, down. Fuck you.
Deadpool
1.6s
That's about 3,000 rounds.
Deadpool
2.9s
.45 cal. I like it.
Deadpool
1.7s
Up, up, Up.
Deadpool
12.2s
Motherfucker! Wait, wait. LefsH.JusL“ Cock juggling... We can talk about what we're gonna... Jiminy! Fuck face! Okay, or you can hit that. Yeah,yeah,yeah. Fuck!Fuck! No, no. All right. Hey! Fuck!Fuck!
Deadpool
10.2s
Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Relax. Okay. Okay. I think that's a good start. Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Wait. Find it! Find it. What? I'm gonna get angry. Okay. All right.
Deadpool
7.2s
All right. Okay. All right. Here. This is Vanessa. What? No, wait. It's Francis. He wants you to come to him.
