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I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.

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(GROANING LOUDLY)

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That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.

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You're not Francis.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)

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Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.

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Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!

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(GUN COCKS) Oh!

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You know, for a mere, you're pretty warm-blooded. Ibetyoulet the kid off easy, too. Oh, he's not a bad kid, Weas. Just a little light stalking. I was way worse than him when I was his age. I was traveling to exotic places... Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And then, uh...

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MAN: Whoa! Took his ass out! WEASEL: All right, move. Move, move, move. Buck, go rest.

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So what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville, anyway? That's classified. (WHISPERS) They have a wonderful TGl Fridays. All right, Kahlua, Baileys and... whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job.

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Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?

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Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.

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