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Thanks, dickless. And I mean you.
Deadpool
I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
Deadpool
(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
Deadpool
You wanna get fucked up?
Deadpool
Ripley, from Alien 3!
Deadpool
Listen, Al... iflneversee you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
Deadpool
I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
Deadpool
I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
Deadpool
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
Deadpool
Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
Deadpool
Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
Deadpool
He's super dead.
Deadpool
(SIGHS LOUDLY) So, any luck winning Gita back?
Deadpool
In exchange, I said that I would considerjoining his boy band. It's not boy band. Sure it's not.
Deadpool
