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(MAN SCREAMS) (PUNJABI MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
(SIGHS LOUDLY) So, any luck winning Gita back?
Deadpool
You put them together and you can see the mature on top.
Deadpool
Listen, I've been thinking... Really?
Deadpool
Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
Deadpool
(CHUCKLES) on! That sweater is terrible. (LAUGHS) But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Deadpool
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays?
Deadpool
Ow, ow. Wade'? Sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
Will you, uh... stick it in my... Marry me?
Deadpool
Happy Thanksgiving.
Deadpool
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Deadpool
Uh... Jinx? Huh.
Deadpool
