The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
Deadpool
2s
It's important not to do anything rash.
Deadpool
10.1s
So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Deadpool
1.2s
Right.
Deadpool
1.3s
Relax.
Deadpool
2.1s
Vanessa. Wade.
Deadpool
2.5s
Surely there is something we can do.
Deadpool
8.3s
People react to news of late-stage cancer differently. There are certainly options we can look into. New drugs are being developed every day.
Deadpool
1.4s
Maximum effort.
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd love a Blow Job.
Deadpool
6.8s
Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
Deadpool
1.3s
So what do we do?
Deadpool
7.2s
Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
Deadpool
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
1.4s
WADE: Wait!
Deadpool
7.5s
All right. Yeah, just... Ow. Like a Band-Aid, just give it a... Owdie 5,000. Wait, wait, wait...
