One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
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(CARS HONKING)
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Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)
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Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax.
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You have something in your teeth.
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You're never going home after this. Now there's a brave face.
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In my case, it enhanced my reflexes.
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Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
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Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
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Who would do such a thing?
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(GASPING)
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Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
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Hey. Hands off the merchandise.
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I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
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And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
