WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
Deadpool
6.8s
I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
Deadpool
3.5s
He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.
Deadpool
4.9s
Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. (WHISPERS) You know what to do.
Deadpool
1.2s
Whoa!
Deadpool
18.8s
I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (WHISPERS) I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. (WHISPERS) Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. (WHISPERS) Kidnap her.
Deadpool
9.8s
Ban who? My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump 'ms carcass on Ghats doorstep.
Deadpool
8.2s
Who brought this twinkly man? Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
Deadpool
7.9s
You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him. I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
Deadpool
6.4s
COLOSSUS: Wade, is that you? Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
Deadpool
2.5s
(MAN SCREAMS) (PUNJABI MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
2.4s
WADE; Wh00! Superhero landing!
Deadpool
1.9s
Well, I think you're pretty darn cute.
Deadpool
2.1s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
1.3s
(TRUCK HONKING)
Deadpool
1.2s
You know, that's really hard on your knees.
Deadpool
8.9s
DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
Deadpool
4s
What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
