A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning.
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Not true. Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter.
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Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
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No. No! (BREATHING HEAVILY) (LAUGHING AND COUGHING)
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(JET ENGINE ROARING)
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(MAN GROANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Shit.
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NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Colossus, wait up. I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? Which benefits? The matching unitards?
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Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
