And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
Deadpool
7.5s
What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Deadpool
3.7s
Oh, your poor wife. You really should stop.
Deadpool
2.1s
(ENGINES ROARING)
Deadpool
1.5s
Didn't think so.
Deadpool
3.3s
Cue the music. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
2.3s
And Happy International Women's Day.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.2s
Pleasure doing business with you.
Deadpool
2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
Deadpool
1.4s
Maximum effort.
Deadpool
5.4s
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
Deadpool
3.3s
Easy, Angel. Put the little man down.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROWLS)
Deadpool
2.4s
Shall we turn back? No, no time.
Deadpool
7.7s
They'd better not. And what about next month's shipment? There won't be one. You're not the only one with a war to win.
Deadpool
8.7s
Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
