[siren wailing] So, after watching the epic Dog Cop saga and 84 of my finest short films, I'm sure the California College of Film would love to accept Katie Mitchell… [echoing] …to film school! [chuckles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
You're not getting away with this. It's too late, Mark.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9s
You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? Let me just… -[bellows] -[laughing] Don't you laugh. Come on. You're supposed to be sad. -Come on-- -[laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
[grunts] But we here at Pal are about to drop our biggest invention yet.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.4s
Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
Every horrible picture we've ever taken.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11.9s
How's it looking, Pal? Sixty seconds until the big reveal. Stock price is up, and your rivals are worried. [chuckles] I hacked into their private e-mails. Wait, their private e-mails? That's a dangerous overreach of corporate power.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
12.4s
All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old, you're a hardened criminal, and you got nothing to lose. Go. -[sirens wailing] -Oh no. It's Dog Cop. [panting] [Katie in deep voice] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
[beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.3s
[horn blows] [upbeat electronic music continues]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
After a long day at work, nice to see your faces.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
No! [staticky] Not a glass of water!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2s
And I'm all out of criminals.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.5s
Because, if that girl leaves and never comes home again, that's a problem I don't think we can fix.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.2s
[Katie] My mom says she believes in me. You can do this, hon. [Katie] But she says that to everyone.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
33.5s
Do you really think I'll be okay without you? I know you will. -Raptor bash. -[both snarl, chuckle] And, hey, I made something for you guys. Oh, hon. That looks so cute. -[mouse clicks] -Ugh. Skip. Skip. Ah, come on. You got schmutz all over the screen. -Howdy. -I know, but you're just smearing it. I'm Mark Bowman, founder and CEO of Pal Labs. Oh, new Pal announcement. You better update the editing software, man. We here at Pal like to do the impossible, from the Pal personal assistant to smart appliances to even teaching dogs how to talk. [pained voice] Hello. I am dog.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.5s
You can look straight. Follow this pen. Follow this pen.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.3s
[screams, grunts rapidly] [both screaming, grunting rapidly] [screaming continues] -[all gasping] -[tires squealing] [Katie] Look out, robots, because we're brave… [whimpering] …we are hungry for action, and we're strapped in for success.