[CELL PHONE RINGS] Hey, if it's my mom, please don't...
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
RUBY: Ah! MORT: Calvin! SUSIE: Watch out! MORT: Come on!
Ruby Sparks
4.7s
He makes driftwood furniture! Mort!
Ruby Sparks
6.8s
Mort, honey, they're here! Hey! Welcome!
Ruby Sparks
11.4s
Wow, your garden is so amazing. All the plants have medicinal purposes. CALVIN: Medicinal. GERTRUDE: Yeah. RUBY: That is very cool.
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
Ruby Sparks
7.9s
Hey, I had a weird dream last night. There was this girl and she was... What'd she look like?
Ruby Sparks
30.2s
Wow. I feel like I'm in some kind of temple. Oh, my God, I can't believe you said that. Calvin, she is so intuitive. What? What? What? Mort got this wood from Amish land. It was blessed. And the bricks come from an old Catholic school that was torn down. That's incredible. Stairway, bedroom. That's where Harry will sleep. This is my study. Don't go in there. I'm re-alphabetizing.
Ruby Sparks
13.5s
Girls only wanna sleep with me because they read my book in high school. So? So they're not interested in me. They're interested in some idea of me. That's why you should keep working out. That way, they'll want you for your body.
Ruby Sparks
5.9s
What does this thing even do? It turns you into a god. Keep going.
