Mom said you went on a date last week. How'd it go? It was okay.
Ruby Sparks
1.5s
Scotty.
Ruby Sparks
5.9s
What does this thing even do? It turns you into a god. Keep going.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
Come on, boy. Scotty. Go potty, Scotty.
Ruby Sparks
1.4s
[TOY SQUEAKS]
Ruby Sparks
1.3s
Oh, my God.
Ruby Sparks
2.7s
He just peed like a girl.
Ruby Sparks
10.8s
This is beautiful. Yeah. Your dog might pee like a lady, but I like him anyway. Hey, what did you just say? I like him just the way he is.
Ruby Sparks
11.1s
You're a genius. ROSENTHAL: I thought we weren't gonna use that word. You are really, really super fucking smart. "I'd like it to be bad." I'm glad you found something that inspires you. Inspires me?
Ruby Sparks
3.9s
Have we met before? I don't think so.
Ruby Sparks
1.6s
Calvin flushed with..."
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
You're an artist? Yeah. I'm super good. Really?
Ruby Sparks
2.6s
Kill your idols, man. I'm all for it.
Ruby Sparks
12.7s
Oh, God. What? Oh, my God. Oh, I can't say it out loud. It's too stupid. I love it when you say stupid things. Oh, no, this is really profoundly stupid. Okay.
Ruby Sparks
7.2s
This way, you can put him on a leash... ...and yell "Bad Scotty"... ...and feel all superior because you pee inside.
Ruby Sparks
15.3s
I don't read a lot of fiction. You've never heard of F. Scott Fitzgerald? Why? Is he really famous and important? Well, he's probably one of the greatest novelists who ever lived. Isn't that disrespectful? What?
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
Who? F. Scott Fitzgerald. The novelist. Great Gatsby.
Ruby Sparks
10.8s
Oh, Lila treated me so badly. I know. Who leaves someone after their father dies? Someone who couldn't love you properly. Someone who is a heartless slut. Okay.
