At least that's what my roommate said must have happened.
Ruby Sparks
11.3s
We've been to restaurants. We take Scotty for walks in the park. People talk to her. She's very friendly. That's impossible. It's apparently not.
Ruby Sparks
11.4s
Café Figaro. I've got this friend. It won't take long. What am I supposed to do? Stay here. Enjoy the shops. I'll be back soon.
Ruby Sparks
8.8s
Are you fucking serious? People have shrinks for when they start seeing things. I'm not seeing things. Calvin, call him. I can't.
Ruby Sparks
7.2s
I told him when she was a character. He won't understand. Call him or I'm telling Mom. He'll think I'm crazy. You might be crazy.
Ruby Sparks
4.8s
When I didn't hear from you right away... ...I figured you had lost my number or something.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
[GIGGLES] So, um, do you do this a lot? Do what? Meet up in the middle of the day for sex.
Ruby Sparks
6.9s
Oh, I'm just having trouble... ...wrapping my head around the reality of this situation.
Ruby Sparks
2.9s
[PLASTIC BERTRAND'S "ÇA PLANE POUR MOI" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Ruby Sparks
2.7s
It all seems pretty incredible.
Ruby Sparks
2.3s
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ruby Sparks
2.7s
Kiss me, stupid.
Ruby Sparks
2.4s
That you're real.
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
Holy shit.
Ruby Sparks
1.5s
What?
Ruby Sparks
1.6s
Mm.
Ruby Sparks
28.8s
God, I should have known. You've been acting like such a freak... Stop! Let go of me! Put me down! Put me down or I'm gonna scream! Ruby. Stop it! Put me down! Ruby? Oh, my God, stop! Ow! Shh! Stop it. Oh, do not bite. Do not bite. Listen to me. Shh, shh. There is a lot that is new here, more than I can tell you. I'm having trouble processing it all, okay? Then talk to me about it. Don't go on a date with another girl. I wasn't on a date.
