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Walter needs you. I need you to start taking responsibility for him and for yourself. Do you realize you're talking to a man who just this morning tried to brush his teeth with a live lobster? What?

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Ron, Jack wants to know if he can go back to calling himself Jack Lime instead of Jack Lame. He's really struggling with it. No. Can't. It's a bet. Oh, Jesus! If you want to change it, you can.

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Do you realize what it did to me, by making me call myself Jack Lame?

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You little beauty! Well, they no longer work for us.

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Forget that GNN wants you back.

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Brick, what the hell is that?

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What the hell?

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You know what, Burgundy? I think your mouth is writing checks that your body isn't... Can't even... Do anything with.

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Is it a problem? Yeah. Is it being fixed? I don't know, probably. But if that story runs, then Koala stock will plummet. We can't just pull the story. That would be unethical. We own the news. We can do whatever we want.

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Well, they're calling it the interview of the decade. Veronica Corningstone will sit down with Yasser Arafat. Yasser who? The head of the PLO and some say the key to peace in the Middle East. Of course, Ms. Corningstone is the ex-wife of Ron Burgundy, so you know that's got to be a little stinger for Ronny. Tony Danza's scrotum! Well, that'll do it for all of us here at GNN. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. I'm Dick Phuc.

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That's one of the perks. It's called "synergy." One company working with another.

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Of course. Then, yes. I have kissed Angie Dickinson and Dr. Zaius.

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You better ask Ron about that.

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I bottle-fed you!

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Oh, my God, Ronny!

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I can't do it!

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♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ Nope. Anyone else? What if we show a porno instead of the news? Freddie? No. Absolutely not. I know. What if we get one of those wildlife handlers? We have him bring in, oh, big game cats. You know, wild, dangerous tigers and lions and leopards and the such. We let them loose inside the studio with about a dozen chickens. We play rock music. And we just call it Let Her Rip. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. Let Her Rip? You're describing the end of civilization. That's not news! If that's the end of times, I'm... I got a front-row seat with a big tub of buttered popcorn and a greasy half-live chicken leg. Okay, so obviously this is a waste of time. I'm done. Freddie! Come on! We're just brainstorming here. We're trying to figure out how to make the news less boring, and you act like we peed in your milkshake. The news is supposed to be boring, Ron! This is serious stuff. You're the one that made this stupid bet! I just don't know why we have to tell the people what they need to hear. Why can't we just tell them what they want to hear?

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Linda, I don't understand what you are doing with him. Oh, you know what I'm comin' at you with, you big black mother of Linda. Mix it up in a pot! Makin' it spicy! Oh, my Lord. Hey. In the back, cooking up chitlins. Big ol' titties. Big ol' titties. Excuse me? - That's my mama, man. - Hey. Wave your hands in the air. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. Please, don't do this. Now, which one of you pipe-hittin' bitches can pass me the mashed potatoes? Oh, I don't think that dinner could've gone any better. Are you nuts? No, I'm not! I had a wonderful evening!

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