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What happened to the... The network cut to another developing story. Some kind of crazy car chase. Who covers a car chase? I am sitting here with the most important interview of my entire career, and they're cutting to a car chase? I would like to watch the car chase. You need to shut your mouth. This is extremely gripping. Oh! Oh! He just hit a car! He just hit a car! He hit a car! Did you see that? - He hit a car! - Wow! He hit the car! He hit the car! When did the news get awesome? And he just loses it! Wow! That's exactly what we needed. It was getting a little boring...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Can I name him? Of course you can, son. What about Crackers? Give me a goddamned break. Seriously, you've got one of the most vicious predators in the ocean, you're gonna name him "Crackers"? In the future when you say I can name something, don't be a dick about it. Why don't we do this? Let's name him Doby. You talk all that smack and that's the best name you come up with? Well, we're not gonna get any better than that. I mean, you obviously can't name him anything that sounds good. How about we forget about this whole name thing and you go straight to hell? Well, I don't know what to do. We might as well poison the water and let him die. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just go with Doby. Fine, then it's settled. It's Doby. We'll call him Doby even though no one likes it. All right, I can live with that.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Jack Lime's been filling in for you since you've been gone. You know, he's really not such a bad guy after all. Ha-ha. He goes by Jack Lame now. Well, he shouldn't be doing that. He should be going by Jack Lame. Brick! Brick. That's checkers and caulk. Don't eat that.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues