Taxi! Taxi! Damn it! It's so hard for a proud Mexican to get a taxi in this city!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
23.6s
A shitheel is a real fun term that you should call Gary every time you see him. When he wakes you up for breakfast, say, "Good morning, shitheel." He'll probably give you $5 or some candy. Does that sound good? Yeah. You're a shitheel, Dad. Good. You should just call Gary that. 'Cause it makes him really happy. It makes me sort of happy, but it makes him really happy.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
3.3s
I've been watching you. You have?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
12.2s
Bugger me with a didgeridoo. We knew we'd struggle to start, but these ratings are lower than I'd even imagined. Thank God for the 2:00 a.m. spike. It really saved our whole launch. Spike? What are you talking about?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
6.7s
You're a success! Get it? You're a great, big, fat success!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
12.6s
I have five brothers, and two of them are defensive backs in the NFL, so come on! You want me to do it? Yeah. This thing's not gonna feel good. Do it, Ron. Just do it. Are you scared? What's the problem? Is he a chicken? Are you a chicken?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
5.3s
Your ratings went through the roof. People love what you did.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
2.5s
You are a hairy little thing, aren't you?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
2.3s
By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.6s
This is Linda Jackson.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.4s
Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.6s
- Come again? - Oh!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.8s
Oh. Come on.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
11.4s
I broke my back! What about the time that you dared Champ to drink that beer stein full of Woolite? He drained it faster than you could say, "No, don't do it. "That's the equivalent of drinking poison."
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.8s
Uh, guys?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
14.1s
His team start at a .2, and then they finish at a 5.6? That's unbelievable! They tripled Jack Lime's numbers! How is that even possible? Who are these guys? They're a local team out of San Diego.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
5.6s
Can I ask you a personal question? I'm not sure what that is, but yes. Have you ever kissed anyone?