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Too much of the news is about what's wrong with America. Amen, brother! Well, tonight, our top story is what's right with America. Someone's finally talking sense on the TV. For starters, we kick butt. Nazi butt. Russian butt. What the hell is he doing? He's talking about America. Why, do you have a problem with that? Tonight I begin part one of my 11-part series on the power and mystery of the human vagina. This series will be a tasteful look at just what makes a vagina tick, as well as a look at the 50 greatest vaginas of the 20th century. Son of a bitch! One final question, and I'll let you go. Who tops the list of the top 50 greatest vaginas? Well, I don't want to give anything away. I thought I had you. I will give you number two. Please. Madame Curie. Of course. Of course.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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You're blind. Milton, I'm an anchorman. I read the news off the teleprompter. It's what I do! How will I live? I'm no career counselor, but there are many things you can do. Be an oracle, or a mystic. Clearly, there must be something in this new-fangled office of yours that can help me! Settle down. There's got to be something in here! Settle down! Zombies! Zombies! Ahh!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Well, they're calling it the interview of the decade. Veronica Corningstone will sit down with Yasser Arafat. Yasser who? The head of the PLO and some say the key to peace in the Middle East. Of course, Ms. Corningstone is the ex-wife of Ron Burgundy, so you know that's got to be a little stinger for Ronny. Tony Danza's scrotum! Well, that'll do it for all of us here at GNN. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. I'm Dick Phuc.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues