Ron, we're a team. We need you. Let him go, Champ.
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Stop reading my mind!
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I'm trained and certified... To fire a military-grade missile launcher. Me, too.
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Thank you, Reverend.
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And it gets hot and sweaty and stanky. There's some stank on that love. What... What are you talking about? Let's put it this way, I be busting nuts like a squirrel. Oh, now, we don't have conversations like that over dinner. What are you doing? I'm addressing the white elephant in the room. I'm breaking down the barriers of race by assimilation. That's all I'm doing. Well, you're coming off like a jerk. I think it's going well. If you haven't noticed, we don't converse like that. Okay, okay. Look at big papa down here. He's saying to himself, "Shit! Look at this honky. "Sittin' at my table, eatin' my food. In my house? Touching my daughter?" I have. - I have touched your daughter. - Honey! We have done things, Papa. You ain't gonna like. You ain't gonna like it none! Oh, my goodness! I mean, I'm just a guy from Terre Haute, Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet and a spleef the size of a baby arm. Just looking for someone who wants to smoke it. Let's get some smoke going in this place, right? This ain't no Super Fly. What is your problem, man?
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What do you say, Ron?
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There you go. I'm okay now. Man, this just feels right! The news team is back! Ron, Brian, Brick, me, even Baxter!
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Well, that is gonna make one hell of a story.
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Oh. Oh, come on! - Brick was a great man. - Really? And I will miss him so much. And I will not rest until I find his killer. What? His killer? It is hard for me to believe that he is gone.
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Who wants some chimichangas, huh? Best thing I ever did was install this deep fryer in the 'bago. Ron, why do you have this bag of bowling balls and this terrarium filled with scorpions? - Oh, it's a long, crazy story! - Hey, Ron. Cruise control just regulates speed, it doesn't steer.
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It was a baby tree! Brick, how could we remember? It's your dream. I don't know. It's all the same thing.
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I'll take back my son, restore my reputation, and make everything right with Veronica. But more importantly, I'm going to do what God put Ron Burgundy on this Earth to do. Have salon-quality hair and read the news.
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Dead.
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Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
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Something like that? Yeah, I... I think you're telling the truth. I am. That's what happened.
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And go... Switch. And for our eighth and final animal story of the night, it looks like residents of North Yulk, Montana, have found the cutest little patriot on God's green earth.
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Ron and his news team simply thought they were making the news more fun. Little did they know they were changing the course of broadcast history forever. Hello, America. It's 2:00 a.m. Eastern time. I'm Ron Burgundy, and tonight's top story is America. She's the greatest country in the world. Heck, the history of the world! You're damn right!
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It was my hand. So... We're going to do this, aren't we? We most definitely are gonna do this. I feel a little awkward, because I'm... I'm about to have sex with a black lady! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. That's not the way I like to handle my business. When I get nervous, I sometimes lose control of the volume of my voice.