So why are you guys here, anyway? Well, Brian, we're getting the news team back together again. Really? And, of course, we want to know if you'll join us. Jeez, I don't know. I kind of got the world by the tail here. I... I don't know if I can. Christ, I get it. I mean, you're the Quincy Jones of cat photographers. Why would you leave all this? Hey, Brian, I don't know if you heard, but New York has all-nude strip clubs.
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El Trousias... The Juicies'. Hmm.
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He's not gone. I feel that I just saw him yesterday. You were probably talking to yourself in a mirror. When I got the news... I didn't even know how to make sense out of it! None of us understand! Why? Why? Why did you take him from us? You're clearly standing in front of us, Brick. God damn you! Brick! Brick is dead! No, Brick's alive. Brick is dead! Look at him! He's not dead. He's not dead, Brick. You're not dead. You're Brick! Brick, it's you! He's dead! No! You are Brick! Touch yourself. - I am Brick? - Yes! - I'm alive? - Yes! Of course. Of course you are. Oh, for heaven's sake. You kind of want to slug him. You want to slug him.
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I got it. It's not getting any better than that.
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Hey, Brian. Champ! How you doing? Hey! Wow. This is a... Cool it! Oh, I can't believe... Oh, wow. It's great to see you! Welcome. Welcome to my doj'. This place is spectacular! It's amazing. A bit chaotic today. We got the Cat Fancy cover coming out. You know how that can be. Ooh. I've been living in a tent for the last two years. Oh, yeah, this is not that. We got a sauna in the kitchen. A lot of people think that's weird, but I keep wine in it. I'm not a wine guy, but I know you got to keep it hot. Oh, and check this out. This... This was fun. - We shot this over two weeks in Prague. - Wow. You know what they call cats? Chicken of the rail yard. No. What? Don't indulge him. - Yeah. - There's a lot of meat. But I love it. And what's so great about it is it's so damn true. I hate Mondays! I'm not a Monday guy. Ron hates Mondays. Hell, I'm not crazy about them, either. I also don't like Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays.
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I don't know, Ron. You sure about this place? Guys, I know it's a bit of a mess, but trust me, everything will be ready for the launch tomorrow. And we've culled the whole country for the best newsmen. There's Curtis Knightfish from Houston. Oh, Curtis Knightfish. They don't get any better than that. And there's Diane Yahwea from Carson City. Diane Yahwea. You know what they call her, right? "All the Way Yahwea." She's my aunt. And the best in the biz. Jack Lime, out of Chicago. Rumor is Allenby is giving him one mil a year. That's crazy. Who's worth that kind of money?
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Oh, my God! He's absolutely magnificent! I bet his poop smells like sandalwood. Can I help you, guy? What was that? I said, "Can I help you, guy?" Uh... What do you mean? Well, you're staring at me, hotshot. Do you want my autograph?
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Yeah, that's it, play for me. Just play around. Roll around and lift those legs up. Mmm!
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Listen, can I ask you a question? Sure. Anything.
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Ron, we're a team. We need you. Let him go, Champ.
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Stop reading my mind!
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I'm trained and certified... To fire a military-grade missile launcher. Me, too.
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Thank you, Reverend.
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And it gets hot and sweaty and stanky. There's some stank on that love. What... What are you talking about? Let's put it this way, I be busting nuts like a squirrel. Oh, now, we don't have conversations like that over dinner. What are you doing? I'm addressing the white elephant in the room. I'm breaking down the barriers of race by assimilation. That's all I'm doing. Well, you're coming off like a jerk. I think it's going well. If you haven't noticed, we don't converse like that. Okay, okay. Look at big papa down here. He's saying to himself, "Shit! Look at this honky. "Sittin' at my table, eatin' my food. In my house? Touching my daughter?" I have. - I have touched your daughter. - Honey! We have done things, Papa. You ain't gonna like. You ain't gonna like it none! Oh, my goodness! I mean, I'm just a guy from Terre Haute, Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet and a spleef the size of a baby arm. Just looking for someone who wants to smoke it. Let's get some smoke going in this place, right? This ain't no Super Fly. What is your problem, man?
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What do you say, Ron?
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There you go. I'm okay now. Man, this just feels right! The news team is back! Ron, Brian, Brick, me, even Baxter!
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Well, that is gonna make one hell of a story.
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Oh. Oh, come on! - Brick was a great man. - Really? And I will miss him so much. And I will not rest until I find his killer. What? His killer? It is hard for me to believe that he is gone.