- Doggie style. Know what I mean? SCOTTIE: Dope. [LAUGHS] - Dad. - Well, I love him. I think he's great. A real winner. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection. Scottie P., you're the man. - Yo, for real. Thanks, man. - We're leaving. Bye!
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- You have no regrets? - Nope. - Not one? - Nope. Ha, ha. I wish I did. To talk about something. Not one regret, huh? That's how I been living my whole life. I went to a tattoo artist, I was like: "This how I live. Can you put that on my body?" - And he did it. - Dad. - Not even a single letter? - No, I can't think of one. - I love all the letters, know what I'm saying? - Yeah. A lot of letters in the alphabet. How many? - It's in the 20s. - It's definitely in the 20s, I agree. Twenty-six, I think, if you count Y. - Do you have any questions for us, Scottie P? - Dad.
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- Uh, Casey. - Aw, that's very sweet of you. He wants to know how we made Casey so hot. - It's, uh... - You guys had to... DAVID: What'd you ask us? - ...seminate, like, each other? Uh... Sorry'? - [MOUTHS] Oh, my God. - Like, is there a way to make them, like... attractive? Like, kids?
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9.8s
Again, I do know what you're saying. But I appreciate you continuing to check in with me. - Hi! Bye. We're gonna go. - Whoa, wait! - Where do you think you're going? - Out.
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- What's this? The one right there? - Oh, this? DAVID: Uh-huh. That's my credo. "No ragrets." Mm-hm. How about that.
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Ah. No. I don't know where I was going with that. That's stupid. Seriously. [BANGING ON DOOR]
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Not much, dawg. What's up with you? Here to pick up Casey, know what I'm saying?
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3.9s
Hey, those are cool tats, man. Oh, for real. Thank you, bro. You see the cobra?
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4.5s
- What's that? - I don't know. CASEY: Don't answer it! It's for me! - What?
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17.9s
Hi. Hello, how are you? Oh, great. What's the news, doc, huh? Can we get going? - He's about to tell us. - Oh, good. I'm afraid your son had a pretty severe allergic reaction to the spider's venom. Ooh. Too bad. Better get him home. Where is he? He's in a lot of pain right now, we won't be able to release him for a few hours yet.
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5.6s
Hola, Pablo. Es Brad. Okay. Here me out. I wanna ask you something.
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Listen, man, giddyup, okay? Tick-tock.
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[PHONE BEEPS] [LINE RINGING]
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2s
Miller family? ROSE: Yeah.
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3.6s
Oh, God. Really? That guy?
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Know what I'm saying?
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2.7s
- What? He's hot. - Okay.
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25.6s
What I was gonna say: We sneak into the tent, steal Don's keys... then we take the RV back to the shop and I can swap out their radiator hose for ours. Ah. Got it. - The Earth! The Earth is on fire! - Atmosphere. EDIE: Uh... [WHISPERS] Plain and simple. Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! [BELL RINGS] It was "plain and simple." - See, this was a plane, and then this w... - Oh, Melissa, of course it was.