So, anyway, uh... she starts to bring up this really big weird-looking painting up the stairs. And I'm like, "Okay, here's my shot." All right, so I go outside... and I help her with it. I'm trying to, at least. She looks at me and goes: "Stop it!" - She just snaps at me. - You started yanking at it.

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Look, it's okay that you haven't kissed a girl. I'm sure there are some girls... who I've never met... that find inexperience kind of sweet. I don't wanna be a sweet, inexperienced guy who's never been worth kissing.

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I'm sorry. It was a cheap shot. Cheap shot, okay? I'm taking it back.

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CASEY: Whoa. I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge.

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We're just heading down to México way to do a...

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SCOTTIE: Text me, girl. I gotta bounce.

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EDIE: Sure will.

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[SINGING] Breakin' rocks in the hot sun. I fought the law and the law won. It always does. DON'. I needed to steal some money 'Cause I had none. I fought the law and the law won. Now just the Millers. ALL [SINGING]: I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won I want you to imagine you committed a felony, you've been tried and sent to prison... and you're standing out in the sun breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. And... [SINGING] I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won. - All right, that's great. ROSE: That's good. DAVID: That's fun. Great song. - I love it. That was great. Great choice. - Great, kids. - Well, that was an A for effort. - Whoo! I got the spirit! - That's great. EDIE: It's a bird, it's a plane. DON: U.S. Air Force, U.S. Air Force. Ollie North! EDIE: Take me home to... EDIE: Looks like a sea animal.

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Okay? They're using a goddamn bucket brigade to put it on the RV as we speak! You walked in, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon and they were like: - "No problem!" - Wait a minute. Why do you sound surprised? You told them we were coming, right? Relax! Everything's gonna be fine, man. I greased the guard in lane one at the border. He'll let you breeze through, I'll see you in the morning! I'll even buy you brunch.

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I have just made lunch. - When are you coming back? - I don't know, later. DAVID: No! Hey, stop! Stop, listen to me. Once Kenny is ready, we're out of here. We will leave with or without you. If you're not here, we're gone. Got it? Okay, fine. That's totally fine. Wait. Come here. I'd like to have a chat with your friend. - Are you kidding me? - I am not kidding you. Would you please have a seat.

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- We are? - Yeah. I guess I just wanna know... what do you do to keep things exciting after years in the same fishing hole? - Hmm. - What's your secret?

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Is everybody okay? - Are you okay? - I'm fine. What...? ROSE: Fuck.

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Whoo! Did you see that? I told you this RV would work! We totally blend.

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What's that beautiful little baby's name?

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“Ck-took. Okay.

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You know what I mean? Like, whatever. You get $125,000. You get $125,000. You get a... I mean, I'm like fucking Oprah here. You know? If she was a white dude at a carnival. Heh. Come on, guys. Let's get in the RV... and take our butts back to Denver where we're gonna be rich and we're gonna get paid. [HUMMING] - Come on, come on. - Uh, David, listen. You misled us. You left us. And then you come waltzing back in here all... I don't know what the hell that was... and you just expect that we all just forget about it. What's wrong with you?

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Oh, 0h, 0h! One more sec, okay? Hold on, one second. Don't freak. EDIE: When you're a synchronized swimmer... you can't use a maxi pad, you can see it. So my friend bought me a box of tampins. And I'll tell you, I had a hard time inserting those. - It would just stick halfway out. ROSE: Mm-hm.

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