You should have seen your face just now. You shit a brick.
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Yeah, Brad, I know. Ha-ha. All right, have a seat.
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What? Oh, my orca? Yeah, I bought an orca. [SIGHS]
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Come on, man. We go back.
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Replenishes electrolytes. Don't want you cramping up when you jerk each other off. Nice meeting you.
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MAN: Yeah!
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Twenty-five years in Mexican prison. If you get a happy judge.
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It's a federal crime. If I try to cross the border with more than a pound, you're talking like, um...
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Smidge and a half. It's nothing. Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of Annie. I come walking in here and you ask me to be an international drug dealer. This is easy money, David. All you gotta do is pop down to Mexico... go to this address, tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. - Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? - I am. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH THEN CHUCKLES] You don't get respect from Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right? I mean, that's white in any language. See? Big Bad Brad thought of everything.
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You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. Go to Mexico, bring it back by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt... I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000.
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- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... and I need it here by Sunday night. My regular courier is out because he got gunned down.
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Listen, this is a fucked-up situation. But I might have a win-win for both of us.
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Oh, jeez. I'm awful sorry, officer. I don't know which way is up around here. No problem. Our city can get confusing sometimes. MAN: Trying to find our way to the zoo. It's two blocks up that way, take a left, two blocks...
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KENNY: So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer? Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.
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No offense, you look like a total drug dealer. - No shit. Thanks, dude. - You could wear a disguise.
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You're probably gonna get searched at the border.
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All right? And then we drive home together in an RV. ROSE: Mm-hm. - And that RV has some pot in it. - Drug dealing? No, it's not drug dealing. It's not. No, it's smuggling. - Are you out of your mind? - Rose, listen to me.
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- What did she say? - What the fuck do you think? She said no. Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.
