Okay, what are we doing today? Yeah, I say, give me something that says: "I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour to a bullshit job..." where my boss expects me to kiss his balls all day... so I can afford to keep my ungrateful kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit... and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos... "...until the day I get the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth." [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
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Ah. No. I don't know where I was going with that. That's stupid. Seriously. [BANGING ON DOOR]
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[DOOR OPENS] Whoa. What's going on in here?
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3.1s
- How did you make her so hot? - What's that?
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1.6s
- Anything! - Okay.
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2.8s
[ALL SCREAMING]
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1.2s
What's up, dawg?
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1.8s
Yes, I'll hold.
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[SINGING] Breakin' rocks in the hot sun. I fought the law and the law won. It always does. DON'. I needed to steal some money 'Cause I had none. I fought the law and the law won. Now just the Millers. ALL [SINGING]: I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won I want you to imagine you committed a felony, you've been tried and sent to prison... and you're standing out in the sun breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. And... [SINGING] I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won. - All right, that's great. ROSE: That's good. DAVID: That's fun. Great song. - I love it. That was great. Great choice. - Great, kids. - Well, that was an A for effort. - Whoo! I got the spirit! - That's great. EDIE: It's a bird, it's a plane. DON: U.S. Air Force, U.S. Air Force. Ollie North! EDIE: Take me home to... EDIE: Looks like a sea animal.
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I pray all 10 fade away Seldom praise him for the sunny days. You claim the insane And name this place in time. For fallin' prey to crime, I swear The system got you victim to your own mind. Dreams are hopeless aspirations In hopes of comin' true. Believe in yourself The rest is up to me and [SINGING] Don't go chasin' waterfalls. - Whoo! CASEY: Whoo, yeah, Kenny! ROSE: Where did you learn to do that? DAVID: Yeah, whatever.
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5.8s
I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to freak you out. - It's fine. - You do know I've killed people though?
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No, stop. We are not doing this. This is embarrassing. Stop.
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2.3s
Hi, you folks have everything you need?
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1.4s
What is going on?
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1.3s
All right.
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1.4s
[SIGHS]
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1.3s
Wha...?
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20.9s
Just use your head, David. I don't think you think things through. - What? - Weight distribution loading and towing. - See? - Yeah, I do. I thought this plan through. - Seems to be working out. - Oh, great. [ALARM BEEPING] DAVID: Oh, Shit! [ENGINE SPUTTERING] Seriously. God...!