[HUMS FAN FARE] I have returned. [CONTINUES FANFARE] Ha-ha-ha. So here's what happened, okay? I'm out on the open road, just by myself, right? And I'm just beelining it to a huge payday. And I start to realize something: It's boring in here. So I thought, "You know what you gotta do, dummy? You gotta turn this RV around and go back and get those dip sticks." Heh. I'm just kidding, you're not dip sticks. What do you say we go home? Come on, let's go. Hey, David? Go fuck yourself.
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Well, David's not my real name either.
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Is that a little football over there? That's fun. Soccer. Kids are a good sign, I guess.
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All right, big fella, where's the smidge of weed everyone's talking about?
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It's a big dick. Those are balls. It's a big black dick! It's a drawing. Black! It's a big black dick.
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She's very emotional. You should have seen her at the end of Free Willy. Oh, stop it, Don.
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SCOTTIE: Yo, girl!
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See? Even this loser wants fireworks. Fireworks! - Fireworks! Fireworks! - The kids wanna see fireworks.
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Hey!
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Why the hell are you reading that thing?
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What the fuck is this? This thing is ridiculous. [ENGINE STARTS] - Can you drive this? - I don't know. How fast does it go?
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They probably sell churros.
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So cut the shit! Otherwise, I will turn this RV around immediately!
