What are you doing up? It's almost 2. Where's your mom? - Uh, she went for a drink. With a friend. - When?
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I don't know. I don't think so, man. This is way out of my league.
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It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet. [WOMAN CHUCKLES] Hey. No parking here, sir. Perfect. Fucking tourists.
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If you're gonna punch someone, punch them on one. Well, David told me to count.
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DAVID: Please don't tell me where we're going. I love surprises.
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3.2s
Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, that's fine. But that's it.
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Now, me crossing the border by myself, huge red flag. Huge, all right?
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- No. I'm not gay. - Okay. All right. Calm down. Look, this gay panic situation you're having now, it's coming off a little homophobic.
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1.4s
That's where you come in.
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- No responsibilities. - Mm-hm. Pfft, nothing. You got nothing. You could disappear tomorrow and who'd even know?
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3.2s
You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border?
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Yeah. "Crash." Yup. Wow. I didn't recognize you. You look very different. I've gained a little bit of daddy weight. You know the drill. Actually, I don't, no.
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Yeah. Jeez. Not good. - Although, you're forgetting one thing. - What? You don't have a fucking choice.
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[GASPS] [HORN BLARING]
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2.2s
[ALL SCREAM]
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- "Pesos"? Why didn't you say so? - Mm-hm. A thousand. Oh, well, that's like, what, 80 bucks American? Here. Here you go. A hundred. Keep the change. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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4.5s
Any girl's dick you want. KENNY: I'm not sure I agree with that logic. - Look, listen to me.