Each bite is better than the previous bite. It is. Gluten!
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Oh. I would... I would love to. I'm on a... I can't really eat that stuff right now. I'm on a, uh... What? I'm on this cleanse. You're... You're on a what? I'm on a cleanse.
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Oh. You know what, actually? We should go to Franco's house soon. He's having a housewarming party. He just finished building his house. I haven't even seen it yet, but it's supposed to be bonkers. I haven't been in LA in, like, a year, and I came here to chill with you. We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys. We'll all chill as one big unit. Will I even know anybody there? You know James Franco. James Franco doesn't even know my name. Jonah Hill will be there. Can't stand him. He can't stand me. He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much. He specifically talks about how he likes you. Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what? "Jay's an inspiration. " There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him. Okay, fine. Craig Robinson. Never met him. He's hilarious. Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy. So it's gonna be fun, man.
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Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
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How long has it been, man? Sometime in the last... Inside of a year or something. Yeah. I have the best weekend ever planned, man.
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Mmm.
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Emma! It's Emma. Oh, my God, you guys are alive. You're actually alive. Thank God! I hid in a drainpipe for days. Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. And then I stopped hearing people, and I started hearing growling noises. Out there, in your travels, uh, did you see anything that you would describe as Apocalyptish? I mean, no, but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. I mean, it's a zombie invasion. Fuck! I'm the one who said it's been zombies. You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. These are still just theories. Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... You tired? Yeah. If you want to take a little rest, you're welcome to do that upstairs. Thank you. Cool. - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. You're awesome.
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There's something out here!
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I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, and that's when he came up with the iPad.
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You're letting them get away!
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What the fuck is going on? He blinked at me. He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
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Here. Off the menu, my man.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Hi. This is James Franco, in my house, in my library. We've been stuck here for about 24 hours. Danny McBride is here. I didn't even invite him to my party, but he came and passed out in the bathtub, and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride. Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately. Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him, and then he fucking showed up at my party, and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
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# Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Eh, sexy lady # Op, op, op, op # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Oppan Gangnam style # # I fly like paper, get high like planes # If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name # If you come around here, I make 'em all day # I get one down in a second if you wait...
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Ew! What? It smells like puke. Ew! Ew! Don't get it on me! Ew!
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It's pretty great. We should make sequels to more of our movies. Yeah! How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2? Yeah. Do 128 Hours. The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good.