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"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now. The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that motherfucker with no traffic. Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. Cahuenga. Cahuenga. I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? I love Laurel Canyon. "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, "which deceiveth the whole world, "was released onto the earth. "
This Is the End
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I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time that I got you a fucking Taco Bell gift certificate for, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you that you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting. I do remember that. I remember thinking, "How much food could 20 dollars "possibly buy you at Taco Bell?" And the answer is infinite. And we went to see fucking Gladiator. Yeah. And you sharted midway through the movie. I did. Due to the tigers' appearance. I got scared of the tigers. Yeah. Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went... ...and then I shat. I shat in the theater.
This Is the End
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Whoa! Easy. Easy. Back the fuck up! Emma. What's wrong? Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you is gonna get to rape me. No, no, no, no! Guys, I got it. I got it. No. It's funny. It's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you.
This Is the End
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You heard the TV. The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? Actors. Famous people. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys'll come. The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first.
This Is the End
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Jesus fucking Christ, man. You might want to stay away from saying that. "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is name of the Lord. Jesus, God, it's all the same. It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. It's like Neapolitan ice cream. I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
This Is the End
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Hey, what's up, guys? Y'all cool? That's Channing Tatum. That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck? Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick. I call him Channing Tate-yum. Hard-core, man. I got him trained good. Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands. All right, Seth. Fucking roll over. I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah. You and Jay make a run for it. What? Danny's gonna eat you. Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg, like the ending to Pineapple 2. Yeah, lick that. That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.
This Is the End