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Oh, my God! I got it. I got it, guys. There's blood all over my floor! Time to relax for a second. Okay, someone should look out the hole. I ain't looking out that hole! Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there.
This Is the End
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I got this. What? I'll distract the thing. I'll run over there screaming and shit, and that should give you enough time to get to the garage. Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you. Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life. Being selfish, only doing shit for me. Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do on this planet isn't for me.
This Is the End
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You got a great smile. Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh. I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man? Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on. Oh, come on. One of a kind. Get out of here. You got a cool body. You can walk around with your shirt off anytime. It's not working, this isn't working. What, you thought we would be Raptured already? I thought it would happen already. No, we've just been talking nice. Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven. Doesn't hurt to smile...
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"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now. The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that motherfucker with no traffic. Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. Cahuenga. Cahuenga. I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? I love Laurel Canyon. "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, "which deceiveth the whole world, "was released onto the earth. "
This Is the End