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What the fuck? Oh, God! What the fuck is happening? Paul! What's happening? All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up. Who took my fucking cell phone, man? Martin, empty your pockets! What? I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people. I've thrown it away. I didn't take your fucking cell phone. 310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
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27.8s
Hey, you guys okay? Are you guys okay? There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? That was insane. Fuck, no. We can't feel anything in here. This place is a fucking fortress. That wasn't an earthquake, man. That was something way fucking crazier. No... What's crazier than an earthquake? There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky and people getting sucked up into the sky. He's on hallucinogens. Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
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27.7s
Hey, Chris. How's it going? Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? That's expensive shit, motherfucker! What are you doing? I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 'cause that's good fucking... Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. I've never done this fucking drug before, man. Mike, please. I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... You got some in your mustache, baby. What are you... Michael!
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42.7s
You okay, man? It's nothing. It's just, you know, as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? I did not ditch you. I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. Jonah was not being a prick. If anything, you were kind of being a prick. Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. Jonah is that nice. Serial killers are that nice. Just answer me one question. Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? Oh, for fuck's sake. I picture it looking like a little donut, like a little pink sprinkled donut.
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24.5s
Shit. Listen to me, man. I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up. I'm self-righteous. I think I'm better than you. No, no. I was resistant to change. No. I should have grown with you. I should have changed with you. We should have changed together. I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became. It's fine, man. It's fine. I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man. I always loved you. Let's die together, man. Let's die together. I love you, Jay.
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56.7s
Um... Can I have that Milky Way? No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? I went out this morning, specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. That's weird. It's not weird. It's my special food. I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way. I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. Everyone gets a fifth of everything. I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part, the belly. I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. You couldn't handle my midriff. Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. For fuck's sake. No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. What? Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. I'm going to bed. Jesus fucking... Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. Night, James.
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