Jesus fucking Christ, man. You might want to stay away from saying that. "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is name of the Lord. Jesus, God, it's all the same. It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. It's like Neapolitan ice cream. I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
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Hey, what's up, guys? Y'all cool? That's Channing Tatum. That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck? Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick. I call him Channing Tate-yum. Hard-core, man. I got him trained good. Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands. All right, Seth. Fucking roll over. I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah. You and Jay make a run for it. What? Danny's gonna eat you. Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg, like the ending to Pineapple 2. Yeah, lick that. That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.
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Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip! It's too late for you! You're already in the hole! What the fuck are you talking about? Get the fuck out of my way!
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No fucking way. # Everybody # Rock your body right # Backstreet's back # All right # Hey, yeah # Oh, my God, we're back again # Brothers, sisters, everybody sing # Gonna bring the flavor show you how # Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah # Am I original? # Yeah # Am I the only one?
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Fatalities.
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Shit. It's gone, guys.
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Oh, shit!
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You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox? I don't know. Look in there.
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Where's the edge of this shit? Your thumb's in my butthole, man.
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Jesus! Oh, shit!
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Thanks, James Franco. You got it. Seth! Mindy, hello. Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. Long time. How's it going? You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? Fucking pale, 110 pounds, hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? Um...
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Goddamn. Smoky as fuck out here.
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Each bite is better than the previous bite. It is. Gluten!
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Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.
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Yeah, dude. Your shift just ended, man. You don't have to help me if you don't want to. It's fine, I get it. The fuck else am I doing? I appreciate it, man. Thank you. Done and done. That's cool.
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Oh, my God!
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Shit, what do we do? Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!