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I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? I didn't see anything. I don't know what he's talking about. You were there with me. What are you saying? All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... It's not over! It's okay. Just relax.
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28.1s
What the fuck? Oh, God! What the fuck is happening? Paul! What's happening? All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up. Who took my fucking cell phone, man? Martin, empty your pockets! What? I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people. I've thrown it away. I didn't take your fucking cell phone. 310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
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27.8s
Hey, you guys okay? Are you guys okay? There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? That was insane. Fuck, no. We can't feel anything in here. This place is a fucking fortress. That wasn't an earthquake, man. That was something way fucking crazier. No... What's crazier than an earthquake? There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky and people getting sucked up into the sky. He's on hallucinogens. Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
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27.7s
Hey, Chris. How's it going? Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? That's expensive shit, motherfucker! What are you doing? I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 'cause that's good fucking... Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. I've never done this fucking drug before, man. Mike, please. I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... You got some in your mustache, baby. What are you... Michael!
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42.7s
You okay, man? It's nothing. It's just, you know, as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? I did not ditch you. I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. Jonah was not being a prick. If anything, you were kind of being a prick. Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. Jonah is that nice. Serial killers are that nice. Just answer me one question. Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? Oh, for fuck's sake. I picture it looking like a little donut, like a little pink sprinkled donut.
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24.5s
Shit. Listen to me, man. I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up. I'm self-righteous. I think I'm better than you. No, no. I was resistant to change. No. I should have grown with you. I should have changed with you. We should have changed together. I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became. It's fine, man. It's fine. I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man. I always loved you. Let's die together, man. Let's die together. I love you, Jay.
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