-[whirring] -[Matt] Here we go. Here we go. -Huh? Huh? -Okay. Vacuum, yeah. Come on. Shh. We're gonna vacuum. We're gonna vacuum. Hey, Maddy! -Hey, hey. Whoa. -[Matt] This vacuum sucks. -What's going on? -Come on, Maddy. What's going on now? What are you doing? -What's going on? -He's doing the vacuum thing. -[Matt] Here, let me take her. -The vacuum thing? -Okay. -She likes the vacuum noise. -Hey! Hi. -[Maddy crying] [Howard] Uh, Matt's got a baby. [Matt] Hey, I apologize for storming out like that. But she goes on these crying jags, and it's impossible to really get her to stop and calm down. -Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie? -No. -I used to help with my kids. -No. Howard, no. -They loved to suck on the pinkie. -Not sanitary. Maybe this will help, mate. It's, um… it's a white noise app.
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She's 25 now. [chuckles] And I want you to notice the easy map-tree interface as well. Once again, it's about giving our customers what they want, which is the simplicity. Right? Isn't that what you want, huh? -They want simplicity. -Okay. I got a problem now. This is a place of business, right? It's not a place of babies. In here, I'm kinda… I'm the designated asshole. Who designated you?
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Crying? I don't hear any crying. [chuckles] [Oscar] I have a deviated septum, so my nose whistles sometimes. Maybe that's it? No, that's… that's not what it is. I'm sorry. Excuse me for a second, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Where… [Matt] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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-I'm just asking. Was it from birth or… -[Howard] Hey. You don't think there's an asshole above me? And above that asshole, another asshole. An asshole chain. It's an asshole chain. That's exactly what it is. -[knocks at door] -So-- Yeah?
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I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.
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And then looking ahead, I'm gonna turn it over to Matt. And he's gonna show you how this all can work for your customers. All right, Matt, you're up.
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[softly] That's a relief. Thing that worked for me was white noise, surprisingly. White noise? [woman 3] White noise. [Maddy crying]
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-It helps me sleep. -[sighs] Thank you. My baby always calmed down with skin-to-skin contact.
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[blues guitar music playing]
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♪ But please just don't ever let go ♪ -♪ Don't let go ♪ -Come in. ♪ Don't let go ♪ ♪ Oh my ♪ ♪ Don't you ever let go ♪
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I think it's a new… a new… a new look. I think it's a new hairstyle that can catch on if given a chance.
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["Everything’s Gonna Be Alright" by PJ Morton playing]
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Isn't she beautiful? Sister… She did so good, huh?
