Okay, um, my oldest had colic for the first couple of months. -What's colic? -It's when babies cry for hours on end without any reason until you feel like your eyes are about to pop out.
Fatherhood
20s
Want me to take you? I can give you a ride. No, she needs to get to her little nap. You want a little nap? Oh God. Matthew, today was a good day for you as a parent. You keep all these little victories like you had today in a little box inside you. They'll be your most prized possessions.
Fatherhood
6.7s
I'm leaving the office. I'm, uh, moving up that chain. And I've recommended you to take over my job.
Fatherhood
4.8s
[Matt] What do you mean, you don't remember? Do you think it came off on the playground? Maybe.
Fatherhood
7.8s
What's going on? What's wrong? [voice breaking] I can't find Mommy's necklace. [Matt] You can't find it? Did you misplace it? [sniffles] I don't remember.
Fatherhood
10.8s
Why would I… why would I wanna learn that? Well, I mean, you know, have you met me? [chuckles] -Začepi? -Yeah. My wife says that all the time. You know, "Začepi." You know?
Fatherhood
5.2s
Yeah, yeah. -[Matt] Thank you. -[Maddy] Thank you. Come on, give me your hand. Give me your hand, honey.
Fatherhood
3.9s
[kisses] One for Mommy. [kisses] One for me.
Fatherhood
12.9s
-[tires screech] -♪ Push it good ♪ ♪ Push it real good ♪ ♪ Push it good ♪ ♪ P-push it real good… ♪
Fatherhood
2.9s
I just think that, right now, she's not ready.
Fatherhood
1.9s
-You talkin' about sex? -Uh-huh.
Fatherhood
1s
[kisses]
Fatherhood
1s
[sighs]
Fatherhood
1s
[kisses]
Fatherhood
1s
[sighs deeply]
Fatherhood
12.3s
You'll like nuns 'cause nuns dress like penguins. That's a fact. And they're celibate. -[crying] -I know. I know. I know, you fussin'. I know you don't wanna be celibate, but you're gonna be.
Fatherhood
13.4s
Whole days. Just lyin' on the bed, smelling the pillows. Cryin'. Pissed. I'm down to one hour each day. That's all I allow myself now.
