Hey, uh, I... I, uh... I, um... I love you. A lot. I-I always have, and I, um... That's why I always act so weird. 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. Failure to do so could result in serious injury. - Should I ask the next? - Yeah. All right, so, "Of the 250 people "working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. How many are..." Thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry.
The King of Staten Island
5.7s
All right, that's it, that's it. It's over. It's over. Huh? Huh? - You like that? You like that? - Ow.
The King of Staten Island
6s
He had a really big heart. Mm. Like, like Ray?
The King of Staten Island
3.1s
Fly.
The King of Staten Island
3.5s
Shut off your ringers! Goddamn it.
The King of Staten Island
3.6s
Have a wonderful day, man. Oh, thanks.
The King of Staten Island
5.8s
Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? Yes. Yes. Please.
The King of Staten Island
2.3s
- Mm. - You know...
The King of Staten Island
7.3s
Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then. Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life. Hey, Scott.
The King of Staten Island
1.6s
Hey.
The King of Staten Island
5.3s
Um, the robbers are inside! Hands in the air! The lady inside's got a gun.
The King of Staten Island
24.4s
Okay, we lost a few guys in an ICE raid. Ah, shit. Sorry. Maybe you should work and go to college. - College is bullshit! - Oh. You know who went to Harvard? The Unabomber. You know who went to Temple? Bill Cosby. You know who else who went to Temple? Ted Bundy. You know who went to Hofstra? Bernie Madoff. You know who went to Wharton? Donald Trump. It's all a scam.
The King of Staten Island
2s
A lot.
The King of Staten Island
1m4s
Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you doing here? Look, uh, I-I don't have anywhere else to go, all right? I'm out of options, so... Why would I care? I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh... Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife to find out what kind of guy I am? What do you think she was gonna say? - I don't know. I... - By the way, I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. I don't know the difference. You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. I know you smoke a lot of weed, but you're not dumb. You knew what the fuck you were doing. You went to the person that hates me the most to get the worst review you could possibly get. Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys what they thought of me? Did you ever think of doing that? I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. - Uh, I shouldn't have done... - You're not sorry or you wouldn't have done it. So now what? Now you don't have a place to stay? So now you come down here with your little puppy dog look on your face, and I'm supposed to feel bad? Look, all I know is, if you're not nice to me, then my mom will hate you forever and she'll never forgive you. Really? You're gonna play that card? It's a, it's a pretty good card. It's all I got.
The King of Staten Island
2s
Then do nothing.
The King of Staten Island
11.3s
He's doing a good job. He knows how to wash a truck. Getting ready for his career working at a car wash. You ever gonna give this kid a break or what? I don't know what I'm supposed to do.