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1m6s
All right. - You're all done. - That looks really good. Yeah, I mean, I wish you'd let me do something cooler, but yeah. Oh, fuck no. That hurts so bad. - Another dumb tattoo. - Yeah, but I-I like the pain. The-the pain is the whole point of getting tattoos. Don't you just love when you're getting tattooed, and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve, and you're like... I'm not a fan of the pain. You shouldn't let him do it to you, all right? He's inconsistent. I think that tattoo's dumb. Y'all should've told me when you saw the design. It says, "Unfollow me." You don't even have that many followers. Carla follows me. - Bro, she's imaginary. - Carla not real. Carla's not real, dude. How many times do we have to say this? She's not real. I hate bugs, dawg. I'm a gangster! No, that's a bee, bro! There's a kid down there. - Yo, kid! - Oh, yo. - Yo, kid, what's up? - Oh, shit, there is a kid. What are you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here, come here. Don't-don't be shy. No stranger danger here. I'm not gonna touch you. - What's up, pal? - What are you doing? I'm looking for my friend. "Looking for my friend." You want to be friends with us? We're the good guys, right? - You can hang out with us, pal. - Come on. Let me get some of that. Put it right there.
The King of Staten Island
1m14s
It's so nice in here now. I love it. I love the colors. I love everything. - Mm! - Hey. - Oh, hey, Scott. - What's... What's going on in here? Where... Why is everything so different? Isn't it nice? Do you like it? Is that a pink chair? - Yeah, we've been redecorating. - W-What's up with the drapes? Yeah. Plants, too. Yeah. Why's... Your mother has great taste. Yeah. Where have you been staying? Oh, I've been, uh, at the firehouse with Ray. Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad that you're not on the street. I told you he wasn't homeless. When you're right, you're ri... I love this green. - Yeah, well... - We... I actually have been learning, uh, a lot and, like, bonding with the guys. - Oh. - So, uh, yeah. Yeah, they got me cleaning. Uh, they got me, like, washing stuff and, like, - working around the firehouse and... - Mm-hmm. Oh. I really understand where you were coming from before. You know, when you threw me out. Like, I think I really got my shit together now, and I'm ready to, like, come back and... Okay. So, like, you think you know what hard work is? Well, I wouldn't say that, but, you-you know, I-I-I definitely have an idea. You mopped a floor and-and you cooked. You cleaned a bathroom once. Oh. Oh, Scott. And how's your shoulder feel after all that very hard work?
The King of Staten Island
29.7s
Eat a dick, Joy. Had one for breakfast. I'm full. Hey! And-and wh... and where's Dad's shrine? - Where-where-where... - Oh, you're ruining the vibe. Where's his shrine? Where's Dad's shrine? All of his stuff is gone. All my shit's gone. - What's going on? - Honey. Uh, all right, let... I'm-I'm really sorry. I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry I laughed. - Could we talk in private? - Let's go outside, yeah. - Yeah. So we're gonna speak for a minute. - I'm sorry. - So sorry. - It's okay, Joy. - Let's just have a real... - Let's just... Yeah. - Let's just talk outside. - Let's just get into it. You know? Right. Okay. So... Oh, no, you did not!
The King of Staten Island
37.4s
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Come on, try a little ♪ ♪ Nothing is forever ♪ ♪ There's got to be something better than ♪ ♪ In the middle ♪ ♪ But me and Cinderella ♪ ♪ We put it all together ♪ ♪ We can drive it home ♪ ♪ With one headlight ♪ ♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪ My head hurts. I... This-this is why I don't drink. I just, I just smoke weed.
The King of Staten Island
33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island
38.8s
Oh, my God. Can we at least close the curtain? - Oh. My guys. - Guys, people die in here, all right? - My guys. My guys. - Uh... - Aw, come on. Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. - Come on, you can handle it. - Ah, dude, you're so smooth. You're-you're like a sea otter. Please, we have to stop. We have to stop. Please. Please. Please stop? Please stop. But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys from the firehouse the other night at the bar, and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. And there were stories I never heard of before, like, you know, about him, like, doing coke and being hilarious. - Yeah. - You know? Yeah. Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
51.4s
Oh. Oh. I-I already arranged to, uh, pay directly at the hospital. But if you want a check, just give me two minutes, okay? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm... I-I want to pay. I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna pay for it. No, no, no. I'm gonna pay for it. And I'm, and I'm also gonna talk to Scott because that was totally out of line, totally nuts. Yeah, I-I understand that. But, uh, look, I just wanted to apologize, okay? I-I got a little out of control before, uh... You know, I just, I let my anger get the best of me. Broke my stupid resolution. God knows it's what messed up my marriage, and I-I just really wanted to apologize, okay? I mean, I was upset, but I-I shouldn't have conveyed it that way. There's no need to apologize. My kid's being a fucking lunatic. It's not cool. Oh, I... I overreacted. He's fine. No, it's the tip of the iceberg. Ah, you know, lot of kids do stuff like this. Mm, kids don't do stuff like this. He did the second-worst thing you could do to a kid in the woods.
The King of Staten Island
40.9s
There was a party? Yeah. Why wasn't I invited? To a high school graduation party? Well, who was there? It was, you know, it was just family and... shit. What, you don't want me to be around your family? I've known them since I was ten. Well, yeah, I just... I didn't think it was something you would want to go to. I'm-I'm sorry. Come on, that's fucked up. Why? Why is that fucked up? Because we're, you know, doing something here. We're... Are-are we doing something here? I don't know, we're starting a thing. I mean, we're having sex and we're hanging out a lot. - I mean, it's... - I thought it was just, like, more, you know, casual than that. You know?
The King of Staten Island
1m2s
Hey. Hey. Uh... I was thinking of finally seeing that Game of Thrones. Should I binge it? Oh, it's a, it's a pretty violent show. You sure you could watch that? I work in an emergency room. Right, yeah. So, you could probably handle a good pillage. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it. - Yeah. - You watch it with me? Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I-I don't... It's really fresh in my mind, so I-I would probably... - Okay. - I can watch some of them. Uh, I don't think I can watch all of them again, but... - Well... - I'll see you later, then. All right. Uh, are you okay? Or... Oh. Yeah? Come on. Uh, it's, it-it's... It's okay. It's... I-I'm here. Uh, I'm here. Don't-don't worry about it. She's, you know... Well, she's only, like, 45 minutes away, and she'll-she'll probably call in, like, five minutes.
The King of Staten Island
1m7s
Comically huge mustache. Is this what he looked like? That's exactly what he looked like. - You're scared of me. - Yeah. Yo, he-he... And that's not funny. He burst into the door, started screaming, and his mustache was flapping all over the place. - Flapping. - He looked the Monopoly Man. It was terrifying. "Look both ways! Look both ways!" - Fucking maniac. - But I will say, probably not a good idea to tattoo children in the woods. - Yeah, probably. - You know, you could get in trouble. - Yeah, you could. - Why did you do that? I don't know. I thought I would get away with it. Plus, I thought he was, like, at least 15, you know? - Oh, really? - I got... Yeah, I got my first tattoo... - How old was he? - Nine. You thought he was 15? - Yeah, I'm fucking... - Maybe you've been smoking too much. I think I'm just stupid. Uh... No, you should see my mom, though. - It's so weird since my sister left. - Yeah. She's just crying all the time and, like, - she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me. - Mm. The other day, she asked me to go to Nordstrom Rack. I almost slit my throat. Did you go? No. I pretended to be asleep. Oh, come on, she... Maybe she needs company. She's lonely without your sister. Yeah, she's-she's, she's gonna be lonely. I mean, you should've seen her at my sister's send-off party. It was, it was really weird.
The King of Staten Island