They're gonna be fine. They got this. Yeah, yeah, I-I know. I know it looks bad, but they know what they're doing. All right? Ladder 5-7, Chauffeur 5-7. I just vented the third-floor window. I'm bringing the aerial to the roof.
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Then I'll be that guy saying, "You know, even though I never said it..."
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Um, yeah, the... the tattoo thing. I... I love that.
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1-4-9 to 1-4-9. Chauffeur, start water.
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Fuck.
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Oh, my God. Can we at least close the curtain? - Oh. My guys. - Guys, people die in here, all right? - My guys. My guys. - Uh... - Aw, come on. Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. - Come on, you can handle it. - Ah, dude, you're so smooth. You're-you're like a sea otter. Please, we have to stop. We have to stop. Please. Please. Please stop? Please stop. But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys from the firehouse the other night at the bar, and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. And there were stories I never heard of before, like, you know, about him, like, doing coke and being hilarious. - Yeah. - You know? Yeah. Yeah.
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But playtime was playtime, all right? Like, you know, when he was at work, he was, he was all, you know, business. All right? And he was the guy you wanted by your side if-if you were going into a fire. Yeah, I mean, if they were gonna, like, build a fireman from scratch, he would've been, you know... - Prototype. - Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You know, top to bottom... He's a fireman. You know? - You know, as brave as they come. - Yeah. You know, I was thinking about what you said at the game about, you know, like, firemen shouldn't have kids.
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And heroes are necessary. And they should be allowed to have families, all right? But I know it means, you know, that people suffer. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. - There's-there's two sides to every story. - No. Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. - All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. - Yeah. - It's all right. - Hey, to Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Stan. - Stan. - Stan.
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By the time we hit the bridge, he fell onto the windshield. - So he's... - What? he's, like... What? Hanging on, cursing at us, putting his face up against the windshield. He's like, "You motherfuckers!" It was like some real Tom Cruise shit. So...
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I'm proud of you. - You could really do this. - Thanks. There's not any, like, Chinese characters or anything back there, is there?
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None of my friends will let me tattoo them anymore and... Hey, why don't you give me a tattoo?
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Were you, like, into that? No, you know, it-it takes a lot of practice, you know, and...
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Hey, so what are you gonna do?
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Nah.
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- Oh, fuck. - You'll be all right. - Oh, my God. - You'll be all right. Guys, I need help! This guy's bleeding! He's losing a lot of blood! - I need a gurney, please! - Oh, thank you. - All right, just hold... Put... - Thank you. Put pressure on it, all right? Hi. This guy's been, uh, either shot or stabbed. I don't know. He's been kind of vague about it. Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed? No. - I fell in a thorn bush. - Okay. Have him fill out this paperwork, and the doctor will call you when he's ready. Do me a favor, man. Can we just switch identities? What? No. Just let me use your driver's license. - We look nothing alike, dude. - No one's gonna know. Just trust me. I'm bleeding. It feels like I have to shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm Margie's son. Do you know... I'm Margie's son. I don't know who that is. I'm just filling in. Okay. - I know. - My pain keeps coming. Tell that fucking cocksucker, my father, that I hate him and I love him at the same time and I forgive him. I-I-I do not need to do that, because you're gonna live.
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Hey, uh, I... I, uh... I, um... I love you. A lot. I-I always have, and I, um... That's why I always act so weird. 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. Failure to do so could result in serious injury. - Should I ask the next? - Yeah. All right, so, "Of the 250 people "working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. How many are..." Thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry.
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Dude, why do you get these? Um, I don't know. I, uh... Whenever I'm going through something, I just, you know, I get one. It relaxes me and calms me down. Helps me, like, think things through, you know. - This relaxes you? - Yeah. You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? Meditating? Why don't you just give blood? There's still needles involved. Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. It's aces.
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- You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? - What? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. What are you doing? - What? - First good hand you dealt me all night, you're cheating? - He was talking about the tattoo. - Exactly. You are the worst liar ever. What's six times four? 24. 24. Yeah, 24. What's seven times five?