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25.6s
Well done. When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. My parents stopped calling. My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. My girl left. Everybody's gone. And you know who's there for you at the end? Ironically? The bedbugs. I never thought I'd say it, but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. - Yeah? - What's up, kid? Well, how do you think you did on the test? Tough test. I mean, you know, I hope I did good. Fuck!
The King of Staten Island
15.3s
48.2s
What the hell are you still doing here? Well, you know, believe it or not, I-I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... - I believe it. - I'm kind of fucked, Ray. Yes, you are. I'd say finish up your free breakfast, and, uh, hit the bricks. All right. It's all right. The kid can stay. But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? Yeah. Did... did you just, did you just make me a fireman? No. Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. Did I make you a... What... Hey, do me a favor. The bathroom downstairs... I-I used it. You can start there. Great. Get gloves. Pretty muddy. You know, when I see a big stain like that, I go up and down, and then I go left and right. - Good times. - There you go. You got to get the splatter.
The King of Staten Island
19.3s
No, I got this one to impress a girl. Oh? And how did that work out? Not good. - We've been married 18 years. - Ooh, poor woman. - 18 years, huh? - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Wow. The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. It's beautiful work, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. - What was that one? - Maori. This stands for strength and courage. - Really? - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
23.6s
You see that? That's a nice straight line. Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do a lot of shit work, huh? We don't refer to it as shit work. This is our house. We want it to look nice. You know, company pride. You got to wash it hot. Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. - Okay. - Because of the bedbugs. What-What's bedbugs? They're, uh, a-a tiny insect that get into your home and they run you out.
The King of Staten Island
17s
Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? It's just gonna get fire on it. You think the people that are burning alive give a fuck if the truck is shiny? Just saying. I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? I like him.
The King of Staten Island
26.9s
No, but he was a good guy. He was a, he was a great guy. - He was a great guy. - Well, I-I, I mean, I heard - he was fucking hilarious. - Oh, yeah. And-and he got away with so much shit, like, because he was so freaking likable. What kind of stuff? Like, w-what'd he get away with? One time, we were driving down the West Side Highway - after being out all night... - Mm. You know this. This is a good one. And, uh, he's, like, he's up on the... through the sunroof. He's, like, sitting on top of the car. We're like... We couldn't get him in. So we start speeding up, stopping short, you know.
The King of Staten Island
22.4s
I mean, back in the day, I-I was at the same house with him for about six months, so... Wait, you worked with my dad for six months - and you're just telling me? - Yeah. I mean, I... Yeah, I didn't want to make you feel weird. We didn't want to insult you 'cause you seem a little delicate. - No. Please. - Well, yeah. What, w-what was he like? He was kind of like you. You know, like, if you didn't know him, you'd think he was a crack baby, but he was...
The King of Staten Island