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45s
- Ho! - You gang. Part of the gang. Gang. What's that? Uh, it's a tattoo gun. I was giving the homeys tattoos. I want a tattoo. - You're a tough guy? - Really? - Sure, young guy. You want a tattoo? - Yeah. Dude, kid wants a tattoo. That's my guy right there. Bro, you-you can't give him a tattoo. - He's a little kid. - Yeah, there we go. - You want a tattoo? - Bro, I got to practice on something. - Yeah. - He seems old enough. - You a tough guy? - Yeah. You a badass. Come on, show those muscles, kid. - Come on. Both arms, both arms. - Yeah, there you go. - Put 'em up. - You got tickets to the gun show? - There it is. There it is. - All right. - There we go. - What's your name? - Harold. I'm-a call you Harry. Don't. It's Harold. - Oh. - Okay. - Hell yeah. - I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure.
The King of Staten Island
16.9s
You're full of shit, man. You're a fucking liar. I'm gonna go walk your kids. No, I'm not fucking letting you take 'em. Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Yeah, I-I agree with you completely. Why... 'cause that... It was Ray's idea. I don't think I should be taking them, either. I agree with you.
The King of Staten Island
31.1s
What's going on?! What the fuck? - Who are you?! - You're not supposed to be here. What are you talking about?! It's my store! Who are you talking to? - Who is that?! - Go back inside. - Go back inside! - What? Don't tell me to go back inside! I'm handling this! Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Get the fuck out of my store! - I just don't want to hurt you, okay? - Get out! - I just... - You're not doing this again, okay?! - This is the third time! - Enough of you guys! - Third time this year! - Shit! Shit! - Get out! - What the hell? - Get off me! - Not today! Not today! Today is Alan Moskowitz's day!
The King of Staten Island
30.9s
Scott. Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. - Okay? It... - Nice to meet you, Scott. Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. For the very first time. If he does anything weird, you tell me. Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. 'Kay? - Love you. - Okay. - Love you, Mom. - Seriously. Love you, Mom. Bye. Pay attention. Got it. Hold both their hands!
The King of Staten Island
1m21s
That was fucking fun. I know. It was so fun. Yeah, like, I feel like, I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? And not everybody hated me for the first time. You should come here. Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? I mean, you'd need a good GPA. Yeah, well, I don't have a good one of those. I-I didn't even graduate high school. Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? Yeah, but it's not, like, too late to do that. All right, even so, you know, I-I'm a little too old. I'd look like a narc, you know? I would look creepy in the corner. Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?" Everybody here is so old. All right, well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? Is that what you want me to say? I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. I would have to work ten times harder than those people. And everybody would fucking make fun of me, and I'm not ready to deal with that again, all right? So, no. So, that's it? Huh? That's how long you're gonna think about going to college for? I mean, that was, like, a 40-second walk. Uh, that's a lot of consideration, don't you think? Okay. - It's your journey. - Indeed. Now, let's get down to brass tacks, all right? W-What are we gonna do about Ray? - What do you mean? - Don't act stupid. I mean, h-how are we gonna, you know, get Mom to break up with him? I think he seems fine. - You think he's fine? - What do you want? It's Mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. She can't just be with the first guy she's been with since Dad. She got to, like, peruse some dick.
The King of Staten Island
1m25s
- Jesus. - Fucking asshole. Come on, tap out! Tap out! - Fuck you! No! - Get me out! Let me out! - No! No! - Let me out! - Oh, my God! - Get me out! What's the matter with you?! He's a psycho. No. - We're just talking. - About what? - About him telling you lies about me. - He's an animal. He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. - All right? He has to go. - No, I need you to go. Now. What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it. Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. And get a job and a life while you're at it. Your freeloading days are over. You, too. Get going. Wait, what did I do? You put your hands on my son! You're not respecting my family! You're an animal! Look, okay, just listen. - Just calm down. - I don't have to calm down! What are... You're attacking my son! And you're, and you're making up lies! You made... You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. You're not a good guy. - Right. Mm-hmm. - You're a fucking small guy. Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. - Just let me talk to you, okay? - You are not in control of me. Okay, okay, listen, all right? Okay, you don't have all the information you need. All right? Scott is acting out 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox finally won a World Series, okay? - Oh, my God. - They had, they had to get to a point - where-where they believed, okay? - Just shut up. - All-all... - Shut the fuck up. All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. So I put him in the water, which is soft. I diffused the situation. It was what-what m-my training's all about. I-I wa... I was totally diffusing the situation. Do you ever shut up? Do you ever just shut the fuck up? You just talk and you talk and you talk, and you don't know what you're saying. It makes no sense. It's like you picked up all these little pieces of information from all over. They don't make any sense. They're fragments. No sense. Nonsense.
The King of Staten Island