Thanks for helping us pack the car. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already.
The King of Staten Island
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This is how he drew it.
The King of Staten Island
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Well done. When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. My parents stopped calling. My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. My girl left. Everybody's gone. And you know who's there for you at the end? Ironically? The bedbugs. I never thought I'd say it, but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. - Yeah? - What's up, kid? Well, how do you think you did on the test? Tough test. I mean, you know, I hope I did good. Fuck!
The King of Staten Island
1.4s
- Very nice. - Mm.
The King of Staten Island
15.3s
- You know how they procreate? - No. The male bedbug takes his penis and jams it into the female's stomach. Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. It doesn't matter. He jams it into her stomach. Well, how do you know all this, man? How do I know? I researched it.
The King of Staten Island
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What the hell are you still doing here? Well, you know, believe it or not, I-I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... - I believe it. - I'm kind of fucked, Ray. Yes, you are. I'd say finish up your free breakfast, and, uh, hit the bricks. All right. It's all right. The kid can stay. But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? Yeah. Did... did you just, did you just make me a fireman? No. Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. Did I make you a... What... Hey, do me a favor. The bathroom downstairs... I-I used it. You can start there. Great. Get gloves. Pretty muddy. You know, when I see a big stain like that, I go up and down, and then I go left and right. - Good times. - There you go. You got to get the splatter.
The King of Staten Island
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No, I got this one to impress a girl. Oh? And how did that work out? Not good. - We've been married 18 years. - Ooh, poor woman. - 18 years, huh? - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Wow. The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. It's beautiful work, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. - What was that one? - Maori. This stands for strength and courage. - Really? - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
23.6s
You see that? That's a nice straight line. Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do a lot of shit work, huh? We don't refer to it as shit work. This is our house. We want it to look nice. You know, company pride. You got to wash it hot. Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. - Okay. - Because of the bedbugs. What-What's bedbugs? They're, uh, a-a tiny insect that get into your home and they run you out.
The King of Staten Island
13.5s
I hear you're Stan's kid. He was a brave man. It's an honor to meet you. Thanks, man. It's a, it's an honor to meet you, too. I-I didn't do anything, though. You don't think you did? No. I appreciate your sacrifice.
The King of Staten Island
12.9s
It's good, right? Yeah, it's better than good. Did a great job. Yeah. He said he was gonna teach me. He said he'd teach you how to do that? Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
17s
Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? It's just gonna get fire on it. You think the people that are burning alive give a fuck if the truck is shiny? Just saying. I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? I like him.
The King of Staten Island
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- Just flip it over. Flip. - Oh, just a flip. - There you go, yeah. - Okay. You got it. Just flip it right down.
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No, but he was a good guy. He was a, he was a great guy. - He was a great guy. - Well, I-I, I mean, I heard - he was fucking hilarious. - Oh, yeah. And-and he got away with so much shit, like, because he was so freaking likable. What kind of stuff? Like, w-what'd he get away with? One time, we were driving down the West Side Highway - after being out all night... - Mm. You know this. This is a good one. And, uh, he's, like, he's up on the... through the sunroof. He's, like, sitting on top of the car. We're like... We couldn't get him in. So we start speeding up, stopping short, you know.
The King of Staten Island
22.4s
I mean, back in the day, I-I was at the same house with him for about six months, so... Wait, you worked with my dad for six months - and you're just telling me? - Yeah. I mean, I... Yeah, I didn't want to make you feel weird. We didn't want to insult you 'cause you seem a little delicate. - No. Please. - Well, yeah. What, w-what was he like? He was kind of like you. You know, like, if you didn't know him, you'd think he was a crack baby, but he was...
The King of Staten Island
19.9s
You know, everyone gets nervous during their first fire. You know, when I was a probie, I was so scared, I would follow my captain everywhere, just hold on to his jacket. You know, follow him around, hold on for dear life. - Yeah. - No, but, uh, you know, everybody gets a little scared. I mean, you know, I mean, it's... keeps you honest. You know? No, if you don't get scared, - there's something wrong with you. - Mm-hmm.
The King of Staten Island
15.4s
5-7 O.V. to 5-7. I got a 10-45 on the second floor. Gonna bring him down the inside stairs. 10-4, Ray. 5-7 roof to 5-7... 1-4-9 Chauffeur to 1-4-9. - How's the water pressure? - Pressure's fine.